By Anonymous - 13/06/2018 12:00 - United States - Bethany

Today, I started my first overnight shift at the penitentiary. This was also the night the offenders decided to riot. FML
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saffy66 34

What sort of place do you work where they are out of cells and able to riot at night? I’ve worked in a maximum security prison for 14 years and ours are always locked in by 4pm. I’d like to hear more details.

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reziprezie 5

p1:lets show this new guy some fun. p2:yeah lets p1: lets riot!

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ahabsfan 14

Mom: How was your first night? OP: It was a riot. Mom: Good for you dear.

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adelaine782002 17

I worked in Missouri maximum state penitentiary, level 5 prison, for 5 years, the inmates dont get locked up till after 8pm. I transferred to level 3, lower level security prison.. but wished I would have stayed at maximum security. The inmates had more respect there.

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