Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Icepick in the ears time - FML

Icepick in the ears time

By Anonymous - 08/09/2012 11:38 - United States - Salem

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Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

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Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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By Anon - 18/08/2010 04:30 - United States

Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML

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Creeped out

By shawty - 22/08/2010 12:14 - Australia

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Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML

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Or so you thought…

By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 21:00 - United States - Kenton

Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML

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By ItGirl - 09/11/2014 02:36 - Sweden - Eskilstuna

Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML

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By wellthen - 24/08/2015 21:56 - United States

Today, I expressed my feelings to a guy I've liked for a long time. He basically turned me down because I have the same name as his mom, and dating me would be too weird. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 06:00 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

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Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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Church_Vii 4

Saturday 8 September 2012 15:55

Have your name legally changed to Superman Batman Wolverine Iron Man Spiderman the Third.

DooleyFTW 17

Saturday 8 September 2012 15:51

I can definitely see how that would be disturbing. If I was you though OP I'd just try not to be ever in a position to hear my parents have sex!

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

Sunday 9 September 2012 11:42

I'm not even going to Joke about this, OP. I truly feel sorry for you... that must have been really uncomfortable! FYL. :( xo

AgaveLoco 5

Sunday 9 September 2012 14:29

Yes Ronald, yes! More, more! aaaaaaahhh!!!

Eggs6131 14

Sunday 9 September 2012 14:38

Yes Anonymous! Give it to me! Yes! I'm coming, Anonymous! YEESSS!

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 9 September 2012 21:18

Moan-canceling =]

nikkipettyfer 24

Monday 10 September 2012 5:11

Next time say, "what mom?"

MissCowgirl17 5

Monday 10 September 2012 22:31

What the does OP mean?

hillbillyboy1993 7

Tuesday 11 September 2012 5:51

OP= Original Poster

chriscrossedya 4

Tuesday 11 September 2012 11:06

well i see your boyfriend as a considerate gent. would you ne more mad about him waking you up, or you waking up with no soda?

vorspiel 17

Tuesday 11 September 2012 19:42

Oh god. Nightmare fuel X__X

brunetteblonde07 7

Friday 14 September 2012 23:34

BAHAAHAHAHA! this cracks me up! I wonder if you have ever popped in her head, due to your father having the same name, not trying to be a perv or anything. HAHA this just really cracks me up

SpaceCadet87 0

Sunday 16 September 2012 5:09

Lol! Awkward! Fyl, op.

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