Icepick in the ears time

By Anonymous - 08/09/2012 11:38 - United States - Salem

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Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML
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Church_Vii 4

Have your name legally changed to Superman Batman Wolverine Iron Man Spiderman the Third.

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DooleyFTW 17

I can definitely see how that would be disturbing. If I was you though OP I'd just try not to be ever in a position to hear my parents have sex!

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MrsAlexander83 10

Yeah..I know EXACTLY how you feel! I married a man with the same name as my father and brother (bc they are a junior and senior)!! Kind of hard to get away from the name Michael though...been like the #1 name for over 50 years. Needless to say, I don't say his name in bed! Start wearing headphones on Saturday morning. It's obviously your parents "date" morning! Hahaha

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sachieb 0

You should have replied "maaammm?"

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Metallica36176 16

Oh God....you know, you would think parents would have the courtesy to be quiet when they know people are there (especially their children). I wonder how they would feel if you brought someone in and had loud sex........

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amkaye 1

I'm sure she thinks it's weird too. Even though she probably picked your name.

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Matty1188 6

I was named after my mom. Thanks for putting that thought/image in my head.

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mpalmiter 0

Yes OP that sucks. However, on the bright side, your parents still have passion in their marriage. Just move put ASAP lol

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MuseFan1991 14

whenever i got the delight of hearing my mum and stepdad having sex, id get up and loudly go to the toilet (by slamming doors, not by grunting) so they knew i was awake. shut them up pretty quick (Y)

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