Impressive

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I messaged my sister on Facebook chat. We always start our conversations with, "HEY SLUT" or, "HEY WHORE" etc. It wasn't my sister. However, her boyfriend's mom has a great first impression of me. FML
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MattCole 0

What the **** was that nosy bitch doing logged on to your sister's facebook account?

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Freeze_fml 16

Wouldn't that be a bad impression on her sister? Since you start the conversation derogating your sister, not yourself. Unless she wasn't responding and you said something stupid like, "AREN'T YOU GOING TO CALL ME A *****?"

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bebeMONSTER 0

That sucks, I start conversations with my best friend like that too. FYL, but since you know that it's offensive you should be more careful.

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realggirl 0

Lol mercy. I've done that before as a joke and had it turn out to be their mom or something.

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Bugatti_Veyron 1

ydi for being BELOW middle class.

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Ajjas013 6

Bugatti, I have so many things to say. But I'll sum it up with: I hope you crash your car.

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Bugatti_Veyron 1

I'll crash it straight into the OP's trailer house just for you.

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QueenPersephone 9

Ajjas, I bet that's not even his car.

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Ferrari_F50 0

why do you think that? I know you don't know this, but there are people out there who actually work VERY hard! I have worked hard in my ENTIRE life to be able to get these cars. but you don't know that, or wouldn't even think that, because you base everything off of personal experience.

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Ajjas013 6

Excuse me, the car you stole from Google Images. Or Bing. I don't judge.

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perdix 29

Were you consulting her for a professional opinion? Oh, yeah, you are a self-centered bitch. Why would you care so much about your sister's boyfriend's mom's impression of you, instead of her impression of, say, y'know,. . . YOUR SISTER!?!?!

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perdix 29

Would you settle for a high-five? The standard, well-known one. I don't know if there is an obscure Urban Dictionary double-meaning, but if there is, NOT THAT ONE! Thanks.

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maskedman 9

Did you say high-five? Perdix you are a stone-cold freak. I mean, I knew you were weird but I didn't know you were high-five weird. Please stay away from my children.

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Ajjas013 6

I can't believe you made me do this perdix: High-five: While giving anal sex to a female the male slaps his hand on her ass so hard that it leaves a bright red hand print. But you said NOT that one, so you're in the clear this time ;) But just to be safe. Yes, keep your children away.

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PsychoMerk 0

^^ sounds hot ;) cmon perdix... just this once? ;p make it kinky... a reverse "high five" and I wear a strap on? ;D

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kirky 0

then she thot u were Hoyt and it was a lesbian milf and u had a great time eating her out and using a ***** up her anal

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