Weird, Coworkers, Awkward and Work: In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in

In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Conover

Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better I said that she looked small. She said, "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 124

You deserved it 40 948

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loloalltheway 23

Monday 24 December 2012 16:14

"TELL ME I'M PRETTY"

ladylilly25 20

Monday 24 December 2012 16:13

That'll make her check where she changes! No more getting naked in front of an open window for her.

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gators1995 30

Tuesday 25 June 2013 5:48

Dude! You sound like a damn stalker!!!

ashleyylove3 22

Saturday 16 November 2013 19:22

How bad did it hurt when she slapped you across the face

Ilikepie82479 20

Friday 11 July 2014 5:00

Creepy level depends on if you're a boy or girl

Ferry043 8

Tuesday 27 October 2015 13:19

I totally recognise that! Sometimes I say something and then start thinking about what I said and I'm like "Why the f*ck did I say that??"

TooTall0231 9

Sunday 13 October 2019 0:14

That's something I could see myself accidentally doing

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Today, a customer came in with a laptop smashed beyond repair. She asked if we could recover her files, but thanks to my idiot boss's new store policy I had to ask her a bunch of questions, including if she had tried "turning it on and off." She stared at me, speechless, like I was a complete moron. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 152

You deserved it 4 406

Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 057

You deserved it 3 210

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Today, on my first day, I tried to ask my new boss a question, she visibly recoiled and actually gave me the, “I already have a boyfriend” line, and shut her door in my face, then locked it. I still need my question answered before I can start working, so I guess I’ll just sit and do nothing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 064

You deserved it 103

Today, on my first day of sailing practice, I managed to sit on a metal cleat. After being admitted to the ER, I was informed that I had two vaginal lacerations that needed surgery. The nurse tried to convince me it was my lucky day, because the hospital café was serving vanilla pudding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 478

You deserved it 4 126

Today, a guy made fun of sexual assault victims, and laughed when he heard they’re getting money and support. He also said I look like his next victim. I hit him, unapologetically. My friends told me to apologise, and that he’s really a great guy. No longer my friends. Talk shit, get hit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 628

You deserved it 243

Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 642

You deserved it 320

Today, I learned that my new apartment complex does not allow "altercations in community areas". This includes pulling my child out of the pool and reprimanding him for holding his cousin under water. I can't parent outside my apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 074

You deserved it 263

Today, stress makes my ADHD skyrocket. I lost focus while rubbing one out and didn’t realize I forgot to finish while I was doing the dishes. When I went to my room to try to get the job done, I lost focus again and ended up doing laundry. Not exactly the load I had in mind. FML

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You deserved it 460