By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Conover
First fml to make me laugh out loud ever. Well done op. It was funny but if you're a guy, super creepy. Just say sorry and explain it was a joke.
***Stalker Alert***Stalker Alert***
Wow who says that
I hate it when people say they're fat when they're so freakin skinny!
If you were obviously joking, I'd laugh at that. Maybe she has a weird sense of humour and just thought the OP was funny. Neither FYL or YDI in this case, unless it was just followed by a really uncomfortable silence. In the case of awkward silence, FYL.
Watch for restraining orders in the mail lol.
The proper response: No but I stand by what I said until you prove me wrong. Only way for her to prove you wrong is to let you then see her naked.
I wish this were Reddit so I could give you an upvote, I love your way of thinking...
haha that's kind of funny. :b
Sounds like me
Thats not an FML, thats awesome.
Keywords
"TELL ME I'M PRETTY"
That'll make her check where she changes! No more getting naked in front of an open window for her.