By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Conover
That's awesome
She's what we call a " fisher". She says she's fat so you'll say some sort of compliment then she say " yes I am" so you'll compliment her further. You should have just said " yep!" lol
I hate when people bitch about their weight. Unless you have a health problem which is RARELY the case you need to put down the cake. Seriously. I'm a curvy girl but I'm okay with my body. I do have a personal weight cut off and If I pass it you better believe my butt is going to hit the gym. It irritates me so much that I've now started agreeing with people that are thin that complain about being fat. As soon as they start fishing for people to go oh no you're not fat. I go yup sure are and I walk away. If they are overweight and complain I tell them then cut 250 calories a day and burn an extra 250 calories during exercise a day and you could lose 50lbs a year. If they give me an excuse I call em on it and tell them that I don't want to hear the excuse. I gave them a feasible option to help with their problem if they don't want to put in the work then stop complaining cause I don't want to hear it. Sorry I'm done with listening to people complain about things they can change.
My cousin is overweight despite the fact that she does not overeat. Don't assume people are overweight because of overeating.
I didn't. I also covered health problems. If she has no medical reason and doesn't overeat then she needs more exercise or a different type of exercise or even change what she is eating. Perhaps she eats the wrong types of foods so she doesn't lose weight even if she restricts calories.
accidental flirt..
I would have said that on purpose to freak her out
Ah, I sympathise - sometimes stuff just comes out and you've got no idea where from. Tell me, did you do the awkward cough, look down, and a briskly paced walk away?
You're an idiot...
lmfao Win
That's all you could come up with?
AhhhhHaHaHaHaHaHa! Awesome!
Keywords
"TELL ME I'M PRETTY"
That'll make her check where she changes! No more getting naked in front of an open window for her.