In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Conover

Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better I said that she looked small. She said, "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML
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ladylilly25 20

That'll make her check where she changes! No more getting naked in front of an open window for her.

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DumbingOfAmerica 9

Never dicuss anything with a woman about her weight, EVER! Next time just let her whine and bitch about it, that attention needing *****.

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KingCeltic77 18

AAAND restraining order.

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pittyfinny 4

Do you want to see her naked?

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Ukeee_X 19

It was a valiant attempt! Unintentionally über creepy though.

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journeytotheend 16

Haha, I've said the same thing! Or "Not yet"

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Blu3eyes623 2

Yup... Tell her you stalk her. Bitches love stalkers.

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Donovan_757 8

That was weird and he just told on his self.

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Iamrebecca 2

Dude that's stalkerish

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sugoine 12

That is a ******* awesome response! I'm so suck of people bitching about weight, or looks when usually it's just to fish for compliments. Cheers!!!!

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