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By anonymous - 16/11/2009 06:00 - Japan

Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him, "Where did you go to the potty?" He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML

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Potty drama

By NeverEndingBathtime_ - 03/08/2017 20:00

Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML

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Learning curve

By diapersplease - 07/06/2015 01:17 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2017 12:00

Today, I was cleaning the litter box and found a large clump. I later found my 3-year-old peeing there instead of in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:43 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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Good job

By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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Monday 16 November 2009 12:09

FML? More like, pure win.

madderakka 0

Monday 16 November 2009 13:25

Not really an FYL. You will be able to tell this embarrassing story to every girlfriend he will ever have. Revenge.

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loari 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 0:06

You're an OU'er, aren't you? Gtfo the island. We're going to sink it with retardation.

PreludeToBattle 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 6:03

haha you have a really awEsome kid! and i wish people would stop posting racist comments...ugh.

MunchyTheWalrus 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 7:17

program him to use the toilet. after all he is a robot

Alumina 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 7:01

I was feeling a little down till this made me laugh lol thanks, I really needed it :P can't wait till I start having to poty train my daughter lol

sk8rchick97 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:42

that's sooo cute!! how old is he?:)

afulks78 11

Friday 26 August 2011 9:44

Aha !! Skills

yankfan89 27

Wednesday 5 October 2011 3:04

Your kid is awesome, with some mad skills

neonunicornhorns 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 22:54

It's okay my sister did that to -3-

AEady15 3

Saturday 10 March 2012 7:36

Your kid makes me happy

brookenfrench 0

Monday 14 May 2012 18:58

You can't even be mad at him for that.

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