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By anonymous - 16/11/2009 06:00 - Japan

Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him, "Where did you go to the potty?" He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML

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By NeverEndingBathtime_ - 03/08/2017 20:00

Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML

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By diapersplease - 07/06/2015 01:17 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2017 12:00

Today, I was cleaning the litter box and found a large clump. I later found my 3-year-old peeing there instead of in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:43 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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Good job

By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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theanonymoose 3

Monday 16 November 2009 12:09

FML? More like, pure win.

madderakka 0

Monday 16 November 2009 13:25

Not really an FYL. You will be able to tell this embarrassing story to every girlfriend he will ever have. Revenge.

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erowlyn 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 1:16

haha best fml ever

5upernova 3

Tuesday 17 November 2009 1:23

I must say that it's kind of cute haha

Laxloverr24 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 1:48

Consider yourself lucky. At least he didn't go on the floor!

Liariah 6

Tuesday 17 November 2009 2:00

MLIA would love this one.

Apachefire21 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 3:08

that is so ridicuolously awesome. total win.

delv88 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 3:52

**** it take it as a win at least he didnt shit in the hamper or something.

FerrariCake 2

Tuesday 17 November 2009 5:14

Your kid has been exposed to too much "Hello Kitty" crap. Get him out of Japan as soon as possible.

wambamtysam 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 5:40

oh jeez maybe he's watching the cats too much! hopefully he doesn't start drinking out of the toilet bowl instead of going potty in it. yikes!

Gandalf_Baggins 4

Tuesday 17 November 2009 6:02

hahaha cool kid

omghehehe 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 6:07

Gross but very cute!! Honto kawai desu ne :) Your son must've been so proud too!

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