In transit

By Kens - 20/05/2009 00:51 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML
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Same thing different taste

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What kind of attention ***** discusses raunchy details of their sex life on the bus, loud enough for others to hear, anyway?

offmycloud 0

Eww. You're THAT person on the bus, who talks about the dumbest, most disgusting things as loud as you can. You totally deserve it.

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**** his mom's life for having to listen to the attention ***** her son is dating discuss the details of something about which neither she nor anyone else on the bus wanted to hear.

Malaki691 15

No one wants to hear your business...what's wrong with you people??

On the phone really? Texting is the way to go for that

You remind me of something I witnessed on the bus some days ago. A lady was talking in the phone about how the people from my city are so dumb and stupid when you talk to them, and how everyone else is nicer and smarter. If you absolutely have to insult almost everyone in an entire bus, it seems logical to keep your voice down, but no,no! She was talking as if no one else was around. After five minutes someone just had enough and almost started a fight. Him and another were thrown off the bus, but not the lady. The bus was over 15 minutes late. At least 25 people were late for work and school, only because some asshole had to tell something "oh, so important". And, believe it or not, after these two people were thrown off the bus, she called her friend and continued where she left off by making up stuff about our "short temper"

Sex is an intimate and private endeavor that should only be shared between all willing partners and anyone they allow to hear it. You shouldn't talk about that stuff in public

You know, you could've waited until you got home before talking about your kinky sex life.

you sound like such a *****. if you're discussing your sex life on the phone while on the bus you're also an attention *****

Why would you want a bus full of people to hear that? That's gross.