School, Religion and Education: Indoctrination?

Indoctrination?

By homo fuckofftus - 22/05/2015 17:10 - United States - San Diego

Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2021 16:58

Today, I told a friend I had become more religious lately. He immediately started mocking me for being a 'stupid creationist bigot'. When I told him how offensive that was, he acted bewildered and started condescendingly lecturing me about how 'science has proven God does not exist'. FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2016 19:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML

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By sciencetime - 10/12/2016 11:33

Today, I had environmental science class. My teacher doesn't believe humans are affecting climate change or that we should protect endangered species. He slants class discussions so now all my classmates agree with him. FML

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By satanworshipper - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Hollywood

Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

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By biggmouth - 26/03/2009 22:44 - United States

Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML

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By immature - 18/09/2014 19:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML

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By mcadabax - 05/11/2011 11:06 - Canada

Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML

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Saturday 23 May 2015 9:02

Yes..I do believe in humans..

iop330 22

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:01

Just pretend a talking snake told you it and they should believe you.

Comments

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 24 May 2015 15:40

I bet *you're* a **** sapien!

lostinareverie 21

Sunday 24 May 2015 19:30

The stupid is strong with them.

kalbrek009 20

Sunday 24 May 2015 19:31

Reminds me of when I was 16 & I called my 19 yr old brother a **** sapien...he was mad & tried to catch me to beat me up. When our mom asked what's the deal, he told her what I said, she laughed so hard, which made him even madder. She then had to explain what it meant. He got even madder because of how stupid he felt...he was always mad that I'm smarter than him. Lol, sounds like your teacher needs to go back to school, OP.

ThepurpleCow 19

Sunday 24 May 2015 21:39

They're basing their beliefs on a myth. Complete and utter bull.

AmandaBatton0210 8

Monday 25 May 2015 0:41

My favorite thing in the whole world is when my super Christian in laws who completely disagree with evolution say the phrase "survival of the fittest, a phrase coined by Darwin. It totally makes my day and I never tell them why I laugh. I hope this brightens your day a little. It does mine.

CODplayer4lyfe 24

Monday 25 May 2015 4:06

Not all Christians are fucktards

foxy4353 10

Monday 25 May 2015 5:03

Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. I remember once when I went to my sunday school, my teacher asked how long God took to make earth, I answered 'millions of years' and the whole class laughed while looking at me like I was a complete retard.