Inner voice
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
This is possibly my favourite FML of all time. I can really imagine your grandmothers face, probably summed up best by the emoticon ._.? Looks like your out the will, blud.
hahaha. I've done that.
'my verbal filter did not switch on in time' I think this is going to be phrase of the week.
Ydi for joking about shit like that or even thinking it's funny. Dead/sick/abused babies aren't funny.
yeah, I'm callin bullshit 51. I doubt you've done what OP did.
Hahaha You're clever!
hey 59 have you ever heard any dead baby jokes? they're awesome you should look some up
Know what's harder than nailing dead babies to a fence? My dick while I'm doing it
lol! this is probably top 5 worst slip I've ever heard!
98 I feel terrible for laughing so hard at that XD
no but ur face is ******* hilarios
98- That's horrible lol, but I laughed my ass off. Congrats(:
58, I'm using that every time I say something wrong. thanks op!
I laughed!
lmao! nice!
My brother which almost lost his twin daughters in a NICU has a morbid sense of humor like the rest of the family. He told dead baby jokes as a way of dealing with it. Not everyone finds humor, even morbid offensive. I use morbid humor to cope myself. And I just survived a brush with death yesterday, so I’m already using jokes about what i went through to cope. Learning to expand your world, and don’t be so closed minded.
maybe the cousin has a reputation for being rough?
grow some tact. you are simply an asshole for saying anything like that in the first place
Think twice. Act once.
2 has gorgeous eyes.
some people actually can't. not always that easy
Hysterical!
that's hilarious ! :D
makes no sense
well the cousins baby is having seizures, which can be a pretty serious medical condition. The OP didn't think to stop themselves from making a joke (which can be 'pictured' as someone shaking the baby, or a sex joke.)
The OP is making a bad joke, implying that the cousin shakes their baby.
128- lmfao. that was funny.
agreed^
I completely agree
wats ur number
Its called SBS, or Shaken Baby Syndrome. Children become disabled because their mothers violently shake them and jostle them when they are infants causing whiplash and brain damage. No, sadly I'm not being sarcastic
Or fathers, or baby-sitters, or a grand-parent, or an aunt, or an uncle, etc, etc, etc. Why are you limiting this to just mothers?
Sorry 22 I misspoke... or mistyped... or whatever
because when someone is having a seizure they shake, when someone is being shaken they are also shaking. OP is saying that the baby's not having seizures but someone is shaking them in instead and calling it a seizure. Explaining the joke takes all of the fun(ny) out of it.
@ #80 Lmao, I swear to god your comment made me laugh so hard tears came out of my eyes!
now, now let's not be mean. obvi banananut was shaken as a baby. most likely hard and repeatedly.
And by verbal filter, the OP thought it and spoke it out loud instead of keeping it to herself.
me neither
holy shit dude, awesome.
Keywords
Hysterical!
Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter