Inner voice

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
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snowboarder1417 2

Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter

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blamereptar 0

lmfao!!!!!!! that is ******* awesome hahahahaha

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narcoticjunkie 0

hahahahahahaha, this one reallly made my day Jesus, hahahaha, I comend you,

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PedoBearSaysYES 0

god people are so serious nobody thought that maaaaaybe OP said that because the cousin is known to be an irresponsible parent? I know relatives like that and that joke would be hilarious unless u actually love all ur family members lmfao

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nerdwithagun 0

You sir, are hilarious. Now, it's time to work on timing....

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shanners 0

I hope I'm not the only one that finds this hilarious. I feel like it's something I would say... I defintelyyy lack a verbal filter. it's sad that the babys having seizures though ): hope he/she's okay.

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ashylarry 0

lol I can't stop laughing

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Phoenix1023 3

OP should write for SNL. That shh was funny

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