Inner voice

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
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snowboarder1417 2

Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter

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snowboarder1417 2

Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter

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awesomesauce8 0

huh? I am so confused

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stealthkitten 3

this isn't funny. op you're an idiot and you should use your brain.

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canadian_ftw 8

there's this thing called a brain... use it before you talk.

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bigbadtim 7

Verbal filter or not, why the hell would you say that? YDI!

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zenti 2

That's funny. I laughed, but yeah, it's a pretty mean thing to say. Learn to control yourself next time.

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Schizomaniac 24

How do you perform an inaudible lol?

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bigbadtim 7

FYI No need to be redundant. If you LOL'd, then it will be audible.

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Spastastic 6

Many people type "lol" when they're only mildly amused, and not actually laughing. That's part of the reason I dislike it so much.

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einauglein 0

Hahahahahahahaha I love it! That's totally something I'd say.

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sourgirl101 28

It's thinking before you speak. And saying things in a TACTFUL way. Q: Do you think iicaptain and illmatic2 used their verbal filter before suggesting google and common sense? (: A: no shhhh...

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