Invasion of the bodysnatchers

By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 03:04 - United States

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML
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boyguydudemalema 0

because you applied for it ?

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Hasmo 0

someone needs to protect the zombies right? your doing your country a service

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MoreLemonP1edge 3

you applied for the job what did you think it entailed?

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s_bloodnozzle_iz 0

someone needs to protect them dead bodies from them nacrapheliacs. or whatever the **** those people who have sex with dead people are called.

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JuggerzTheCat 0

Haha mate, you are a ******* thug. Maybe YOU should have stayed in school and learned proper grammar instead of dealing drugs on the side.

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clevelandkid 0

at least u have a job so shut the **** up u ungrateful bitch

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ouch1990 0

I wouldn't complain, sounds very relaxed and easy

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NASSASSIN 4

You get paid to not have to worry or do anything. Oh no, your world must be crashing down around around you. woe is you. Would you prefer to guard a place where you're liable to get shot and killed for the same amount of money? that's just stupid.

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Arancaytar 0

You're there so nobody tries to **** the corpses. It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it. :P

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