Invasion of the bodysnatchers

By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 03:04 - United States

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 425
You deserved it 6 110

Same thing different taste

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boyguydudemalema 0

someone needs to protect the zombies right? your doing your country a service

Comments

Why would a bunch of dead bodies need to be guarded? 1. There is a black market for body parts. 2. Some psychotic people would happily steal bodies 3. Some twisted people would love to deface the dead. 4. Some dead bodies at the morgue come with expensive and easily resellable personal items: wallets, cash, credit cards, jewelry, watches, expensive purses, sunglasses, scarves, etc. Why are YOU guarding them? 1. You dropped out of school. 2. You are one of the lucky few who has a steady, easy, paying job in this economy.

I think you should be greatful you have a job. Even if it means you gaurd zombies.

ever watch csi lol crazy shit may happen

let's see...... because it's a job with which you are being paid for....... unlike 80% of the world does not have right now. that's why you're there.

Hump_Zilla 0

sounds like an easy job...I'd be cool with that