Invasion of the bodysnatchers

By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 03:04 - United States

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML
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boyguydudemalema 0

because you applied for it ?

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Hasmo 0

someone needs to protect the zombies right? your doing your country a service

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Colt45360 0

your the last line of defense that those bodies have against necrophiliacs.

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Honesty4U 0

To keep out the Necrophilliacs (Trolls are probably going to get me cause I think I spelled that wrong.)

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SisyphereanTask 2

Uh, because you need to pay your bills? YDI for being a jerk Think of all the people who are unemployed, frantically trying to find a job so they can feed their families and STFU. Gawd I hate people who whine about their jobs!

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uridea 14

you shouldn't be asking why your there it's obvious why you're not smart enough to get another job so your just muscle....

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starbird91 0

I get how you think it's pointless. but unfortunately there are sick ***** out there that would get off at doing something as disgusting as **** a dead person.

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wert_fml 7

It would be weird if this was a hospital morgue with everyone going off about necrophilia, since those would be the doctors who we'd have to trust. I'm going to have to demand to see a doctor who just showered from now on....

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