Obviously it's so you can die a stereotypically horrific death in the event of a zombie uprising. Or to cockblock necrophiliacs. Either way, you applies for it; you're making money. Don't complain. Millions of people would love to be able to have a steady job right now.

You're there to prevent people from having sex with the bodies, or eating them. Or you could take bribes and provide Vaseline for customers there to make a extra buck.

at least you have a job, and a quiet one ;) except for zombies, necrophilia and body snatchers ;) I heard a human body costs 200 000 $ pharmaceutical companies and medecine never have enough bodies to work with. At least you'll maybe live epic stories ^^

Doctors buy clean and completed skeletons for about 20,000 a piece; you're there to sell the body to body snatchers at a discounted price.

That's an important job, people's loved ones are there. You would be surprised as to what people steal or vandalize at a morgue.

Ha ha if the zombie apocalypse starts then your ******!!!! Have fun babysitting dead people!

Haven't u ever heard of an organ black market? Or, did u ever think ur protecting someone else's deceased loved one, so they can have funeral services to give themselves & friends/family closure? Don't u think? well, just for that thoughtless comment...maybe that's why u don't work/mingle w/the living.

Why r u complaining And duh, so people dnt steal the dead bodies, have sex with them, or vandalize the building

so people dont have sex with dead people?

Hey, think of it this way... at least you won't have to break up any fights. Given the choice of being security at a club or the morgue, I think I'd take the morgue.