Animals: Invasion

Invasion

By Karmas3itch - 12/05/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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By anon - 27/12/2013 07:28 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML

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By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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Bath time [GONE WRONG][CREEPYPASTA]

By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By lateralligator - 12/12/2014 16:35 - Canada - Whitchurch-stouffville

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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Lizzy86 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:17

time to lay off the hallucinants dude.

Theoderage 3

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:08

What the hell??? That does suck!

Comments

LuvPink 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 0:43

OH MY GOD!!!!! thats horrifying. I know how you feel about the ants, we get them in the summer, it's awful.

heyitsjacqueline 6

Wednesday 13 May 2009 0:53

EW! oh god;; that's disgusting. i'm so sorry. i would've done the same, and it would probably make me faint, seeing as i HATE bugs. (i know they're valuable in nature, but i just don't like them...) FYL, and **** the building you live in.

Avalice 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 0:59

oh my god i honestly can't think of anything scarier.

perussian 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:12

OH MY GOD THAT IS MY ******* NIGHTMARE!

FMLmanfuck 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:17

at least u didnt find bee's in ur shower lol my ass hurts still ****!!

miss_mojo 2

Wednesday 13 May 2009 2:28

sickk. ****** ants. especially the huge ass fire ants. gahh. i hate them. :l

mixedcalibaby 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:00

That is NASTY :-/ FYL

TheTuathaDe 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:29

Now that sucks. An' now I'm paranoid of my own shower.

GrkGrl 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:35

Woulda been better if someone saw you.

bsellnow 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:40

First of all, why were you leaning on the soap holder? Do you keep your shampoo 6 feet up while you take a bath? Second of all, they are just ants. Chill out.