Insulting, Argument, Ironic and Kids: Ironic, isn't it?

Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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You deserved it 8 746

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By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Wednesday 25 April 2012 23:54

Oh, how enjoyable it is when parents make themselves look like fools. Too bad the laughter and snide remarks have to be made inside.

furfantasies 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 23:55

Well thats ironic for a mother to say "son of a bitch"

Comments

lacrossebrah13 8

Thursday 26 April 2012 15:41

Technically, if she called you a "son of a bitch", then she is calling herself a bitch. But since you're her daughter, it doesn't work out that way.

toelie 26

Thursday 26 April 2012 18:06

That's exactly what OP said.

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 27 April 2012 21:50

Yeah. It does.

cameron15_fml 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 16:51

And how old are you (sorry for asking)

kixmethehorizon 4

Thursday 26 April 2012 17:21

I agree your life sucks... But you deserve it

Davick 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 17:31

self insulates haha!

katiedoll6 7

Thursday 26 April 2012 17:53

Oh ur moms gonna want some ice for that BURN

greeneye_fml 12

Thursday 26 April 2012 21:05

Your mom's not just a bitch, but a dumb bitch too. LOL

zmoney2121 6

Thursday 26 April 2012 22:32

Lls

Chrispayne 4

Thursday 26 April 2012 23:03

My mom called me that all the time. She got mad when i agreed with her

Jasonf6 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 23:04

Oh man, your mom is ******* dumb.

hereinnc 12

Thursday 26 April 2012 23:38

I personally don't cuss at my children however I will admit the urge has been there. I am wondering exactly what triggered the point at which your mom to finally snap and throw out that phrase at you. I highly doubt you were simply correcting her with logic. It sounds...very smug and arrogant the way I am reading it. If the whole tone of the conversation was that way it can easily explain the snap. While I will not condone your mother cussing at you I do feel you were more than likely being disrespectful long before the snap. Of course I am ASSuming here.