Insulting, Argument, Ironic and Kids: Ironic, isn't it?

Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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You deserved it 8 744

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By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Wednesday 25 April 2012 23:54

Oh, how enjoyable it is when parents make themselves look like fools. Too bad the laughter and snide remarks have to be made inside.

furfantasies 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 23:55

Well thats ironic for a mother to say "son of a bitch"

Comments

drewbugg 5

Thursday 26 April 2012 4:08

Smart!!

happyface92 3

Thursday 26 April 2012 4:10

Your moms a stupid bitch

Rooney77 3

Thursday 26 April 2012 4:52

The fact that you live with your mom makes you her *b* so you kinda do deserve it?

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Thursday 26 April 2012 6:20

If OP is getting grounded, I think we can safely assume that she's a teenager and dependent on her mother until adulthood.

SSGDE6USArmy 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 4:57

I have done the same, difference is I have lived under my own roof and not my parents for the past 22 years and my mom smacked me, it's been over 10 years since my own child has got a spanking so yes you do deserve it OP sorry !!!!

melrose90210 10

Thursday 26 April 2012 5:15

Come on now, you know it's just an expression. YDI for being a smart ass. Can't tell you how many times my mom said that to me when I was younger.. She woulda slapped me.

johnnyrogers97 9

Thursday 26 April 2012 6:13

Pms is a b*tch

nightowl713 25

Thursday 26 April 2012 6:49

Well honestly you deserve getting into trouble. For some reason teens today think its alright to talk to their parents like they are pieces of crap, when there is no cause for it. Some situations I understand, but had I of spoken to my mom that way i would have gotten a back hand to the face. Each generation just gets more and more disrespectful. And I ( and I say I, I don't mean every thinks this) believe its because nowadays baby's are having babies. And the way kids are being brought up is much more lenient than before. And no I'm not old. 24 actually, but I was damn sure raised right!