Take the L

By Skido - 20/02/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Halfway through the show the reporter started talking about his girlfriend. The fattest man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend. FML
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yay_fml 0

Well, his girlfriend probably has some really weird fetishes about being in control and being a mother to her lover, because she probably has to give him sponge baths and dig around in those rolls. Just hold out for a normal girl who likes you for you, not because you are handicapped.

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protegemoi_fml 0

i saw that show...he towed to his own wedding. haha

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protegemoi_fml 0

i saw that show...he towed to his own wedding. haha

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yay_fml 0

Well, his girlfriend probably has some really weird fetishes about being in control and being a mother to her lover, because she probably has to give him sponge baths and dig around in those rolls. Just hold out for a normal girl who likes you for you, not because you are handicapped.

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toch040 0

no, he's not handicapped, he is fat. Handicapped people usually don't have a choice about being handicapped. Fat people have a choice.

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keep_a_beat345 0

ya Im pretty sure you have a choice If you get fat or not.

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lenor_fml 7

Some medical disorders cause an increase in body fat... At least that's what I've heard.

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maverick1752 16

yes that's true, I actually have a friend who has diabetes and can't really help getting a little chubby, of course, I have another diabetic friend who's extremely skinny, so it can go both ways....I guess?

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AliceChess 8

216: Diabetes doesn't make you fat, that's a myth. Type 2 diabetes can be caused from being over weight but that's just educated speculation. Type 1 doesn't have anything to do with carb intake or weight.

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Kat_MS 0

There's more to getting a girlfriend than weight, but you should see it as encouragement! If he can get one, then obviously your chances of getting one aren't so bad after all :).

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allennaguit 0

How old is he anyway? Maybe he's way older than you...

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jwall 0

Relationships are not about "being fat" or whatever weight you are. That man has a good personality, and someone saw that. Maybe you have a crap personality and that's why you can't get a girlfriend. If you're so concerned with comparing yourself to others based on weight, then I can see why.

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AliceChess 8

I agree, the only reason I went through the comments was to find someone with the same view.

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victimofchanges 0

...more cushion for the pushin'.... but I doubt he can find his tool to do any pushin’ amidst those gargantuan rolls.

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huanita 0

i felt the same when i saw it, but i'm 26 and have never had a serious relationship: don't follow my example! :S

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davidtheday 0

Maybe you can steal his girlfriend away? Just tell her you don't need a crane to go to the movies or out to dinner. She'll be putty in your hand :)

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burdenofaday 0

For those who have never had a girl/boyfriend, have you *really* tried to get one or have you merely sat around hoping things would work out? It usually doesn't work out without some effort on your behalf. D:

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