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It hurts when I pee

By yomamma787 - 24/11/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2014 17:51 - United States

Today, I was hiking down a steep hill, and I slipped. I instinctively grabbed the nearest object to me: a very prickly cactus. FML

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By dogpatch087 - 02/01/2020 03:00 - United States - Ventura

Today, while climbing a mountain, I got to the top and then put both of my arms up in a victory kind of way only to trip on a rock and fall into a cactus plant. FML

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By Anon - 24/03/2012 02:42 - United States

Today, while hiking and wearing sandals, I stubbed my toe. This wouldn't have been so bad had it not been into a cactus with 3 inch thorns. FML

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By thanksdad - 16/03/2014 19:28 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML

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By Username - 15/07/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2012 16:52 - United States

Today, I rescued a cactus from a lethal fall. It thanked me with a handful of spines. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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By Broderick - 26/03/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML

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By Chandler - 16/09/2011 19:26 - United States

Today, in a desperate bid to avoid going to the doctor, my young son ran into and hid inside a cactus garden. I had to drag him out. FML

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By Koko - 07/04/2016 16:07 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 24 November 2009 20:04

What a prick.

Stumblebum30 5

Tuesday 24 November 2009 20:24

do you think the world is your toilet? dumb ass

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taybaby18 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 20:32

cmon guys, do you have nothing better to do than sit around posting fake FMLs?

justjayit 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 21:33

I laughed my ass off at the sheer fact that you were peeing on a cactus. Really? A cactus? Why would you even...?

dmc0143 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:41

Awesome. I wish I could pee on a cactus.

sexysk8er 0

Friday 27 November 2009 5:55

I know so many people that pee on cacti... Don't ask but I just have to LMFAO

53XYJ355 0

Friday 27 November 2009 7:56

FAKE ITS A CARTOON ANIMATION ON MY PHONE U LYING BITCH >:(

LolWaitWut 0

Friday 27 November 2009 11:47

Poor cactus.. First it got peed on then it got crushed... :(

Unsure_1 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 21:27

Maybe next time you should try using the bathroom.

xsmiLey_faceex3 0

Monday 30 November 2009 23:02

Ha. You deserved it. Why were you peeing on a cactus? That's what toliets are for; not plants.

jbrizzle 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 3:18

The people who think YDI obviously don't live in the SouthWest. I live in Tucson have 2 bathrooms and 4 of us live in the house. Cacti get peed on a LOT.

in2deep96 5

Saturday 5 December 2009 5:24

ok u were peeing in a cactus why?

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