Kids, Christmas and Family: It is

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2013 07:17 - United States - San Pablo

Today, my fifteen year-old son decided to tell his little five year-old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML

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By Holidayruined - 26/12/2021 10:59

Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML

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By Cherie - 07/12/2010 18:25 - United States

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

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By yen - 07/10/2018 22:00

Today, I was talking to my sister about how I need to buy gifts from Santa for my daughter, when my son asked why I would be buying them instead of letting Santa bring them. My son genuinely still believed in Santa. He’s 22 years old. FML

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By santashelper - 05/12/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

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By The Horrible Older Sister - 02/09/2012 10:07 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML

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By SantaClaus - 02/11/2013 04:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML

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Innocence

By Anonymous - 15/01/2021 11:01

Today, my mom mentioned that she doesn’t think she’s gonna let my baby sister believe in Santa. When I mentioned that I believed in Santa growing up, she casually replied with, "Yeah, well you were slow." FML

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By n1a1t1h1a1n1 - 11/12/2012 07:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML

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By stupidsantaclaus - 08/10/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML

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By xmassmasher - 02/12/2014 07:52 - United States - Ruston

Today, while my boyfriend and I were talking with his sister-in-law about a TV show, his 6-year-old nephew walked up just in time to hear how Santa killed the protagonist's parents. I've never seen such a heartbroken face in my life, and now he won't stop asking if Santa kills people. FML

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Welshite 39

Saturday 7 December 2013 16:02

Beating donkeys are considered animal abuse. Just sayin'.

Welshite 39

Saturday 7 December 2013 16:01

Don't tell her about the Tooth Fairy or the Easter Bunny then. She may go rogue.

Comments

liaRawr 9

Saturday 7 December 2013 17:19

Little bastard ahaha gonna happen anyway

belljars 22

Saturday 7 December 2013 17:25

Santa may not be real, but you can't tell a five year old that when christmas is coming by. It's one of the great parts of Christmas to them. That's a dick move.

uarudeassbitchyo 17

Saturday 7 December 2013 17:28

She was bound to know sooner or later....

OnionRescuer 5

Saturday 7 December 2013 17:35

Santa's not real?!

Not_Impressed13 9

Saturday 7 December 2013 18:11

Lmfao @ Didi!

awilliams44 9

Saturday 7 December 2013 17:37

Describe to him that he's just jealous cuz he's on the naughty list

NML27 8

Saturday 7 December 2013 17:44

I he were my kid he wouldn't be getting anything for Christmas. Maybe him getting nothing from "Santa" for being "naughty" will convince her he was lying and Santa is real. Poor little girl :(

EvilLittleMan 23

Saturday 7 December 2013 17:45

If your son is doing shit like this at age 15, I have a feeling withing a year or two you will be receiving a call to bail his ass out of jail. Your reply should be, "You'll have better luck with Santa bailing you out."

Lomus 24

Saturday 7 December 2013 18:30

Wow, he told his sister she was lied to so he'll end up in jail? How'd you work that one out?

AyeJay101 25

Saturday 7 December 2013 17:46

This all could have been avoided if parents didn't tell about Santa in the first place. Not like any kid is born and naturally thinks a magical person delivers gifts.