It's a conspiracy!

By Help - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my family dragged me to an Alien-themed museum. They're convinced they were once abducted and felt up by creatures from outer space. They talk, and spend all their money, on nothing else. I'm hungry. FML
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allinicolesmh 0

Ask your leader to make you a sandwich then..

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jumpshot23 0

Time for someone to go beyond the final frontier and get a job!

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jumpshot23 0

Time for someone to go beyond the final frontier and get a job!

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YourEvilHero 12

well instead of making this fml you could have gone and gotten something to eat.

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Jaimegirl 7

Find a college across the country when you've graduated from high school. Haha

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Jacobt24 19

Were you in Roswell by any chance? There's is pretty cool.

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rustbucket93 0

lol come back in a couple years were building a new building for it

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Yngve_fml 9

Your parents sound like they would be great members of scientology! :D

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Pixxio_O 11

I was once abducted...

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cfalen 0

Oh man their taco they have there are out of this world!

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jessesgirl14 16

I thought the same thing, lol I'm from Roswell so I've seen all those museums. Pretty crazy

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steveakafranxy 7

#41 I no a good therapist, u want her #?

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allinicolesmh 0

Ask your leader to make you a sandwich then..

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Dr_Jalepenos 0

Don't they have alien shaped cookies there? Yum.

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BruceL33 0

Ydi for not checking them in to a mental hospital.

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citymayer 7

Why not just fake sick? It's easy, just make yourself throw up.* *Disclaimer: For emergency use only.

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limblessorphan 4

He has nothing to throw up, he's hungry!

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UnknwnClassicGrl 5

Jaja, who is voting down? Paul is awesome!!

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fluorescentadole_fml 8

omg that movie was unexpectedly great! I loved the crazy creationist girl's tshirt with a picture of jesus shooting darwin and saying "evolve this" XD

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rustbucket93 0

haha loved it watched litery right before reading this best part is when she say demon and starts sing amazing grace

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DrIDGAF 7

Should've come dressed as an alien...

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block1 2

Then pretend your a alien. And beam yourself up some sammiches

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

My grammar Nazi sense is tingling; there is no Sam or Mich in there, it should be spelled sandwiches.

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WitchyArmyWife00 0

That's spelling not grammar.

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Pixxio_O 11

OMG are you serious!? I've been spelling it as "sandwitches" all my frigging life!!!..

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lookALIVEsunshin_fml 1

27 - He's not a Grammar Nazi, he's a Spelling Spetsnaz. ;D

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Noob30 0

Stupid Spelling Spetsnaz thinks he's a Grammar Nazi, yet he missed the real grammar mistake! You said "your an alien", it should be "you're an alien".

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LOLtrollzin 3

Alien sex is the next new thing and those probes are so sexy!

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