It's a conspiracy!

By Help - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my family dragged me to an Alien-themed museum. They're convinced they were once abducted and felt up by creatures from outer space. They talk, and spend all their money, on nothing else. I'm hungry. FML
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allinicolesmh 0

Ask your leader to make you a sandwich then..

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jumpshot23 0

Time for someone to go beyond the final frontier and get a job!

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Miss_Birthday 3

So you're life is ****** cuz you're hungry? -_-

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jessesgirl14 16

Was it in Roswell NM?! That's where a lot of alien stuff is!! Lol

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jessesgirl14 16

Some of those alien shops have cafes in them!

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holycraplions 4

Tell the police, tell a teacher, tell someone who is not related to you and is in a position of authority. This sounds like neglect, and there are plenty of places to go where you can get a proper meal. Your local food bank will help you out too. Don't feel like you have to suffer because of your parents' choices.

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awsome13 10

All of yor family? Where were you when this happened?

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steveakafranxy 7

In the real world, telling her parents to wake up.

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