It's a mystery

By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:32 - United States

Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML
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curlyfriez 0

you idiot. Were you surprised he knew your name? or omg! were you worried he knew your address also?

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quantum_insanity 0

Usually it pisses me off when people jump on these things and go on about how it's 'not an fml', but in this case even I am going to have to say how the hell is this an FML? You had a dumb moment and said something slightly embarrassing. Oh noes... your life is over...

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Flounder 2

Whoever moderated this is stupid as hell. This is in no way an FML - the author doesn't even convey embarrassment. Jesus, this site is getting shitty.

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Zapzip2013 0

#2 your an idiot if you didn't notice people stop growing after maturing.

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JanisEvans 10

Wahaha, I was about to say something about how incredibly dumb you are. But then I saw that you're from Texas, so it's already been said...

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yowzerz 5

What kind of dumbass doesn't know their height is on their license? Seriously??

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Leopard68231 0

OP-you're an idiot. Im twelve and even i know that height is on a license

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Jam33 0

wow ughh thts dumb not the officer U, I can't believe my FML wasn't posted

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stanzskin 0

The commission has decided that you are not intelligent enough to safely operate a motorized vehicle. Please surrender your drivers license to the proper authorities (DPS) and refrain from driving from this day forward. Additionally, you may want to consider a hysterectomy so as to "clean up" the gene pool a bit. No sense spawning any more generations of morons.

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doicha27 0

how the **** is this an fml? **** this stupid ass bitch. she is stupid twice over, once for her encounter for the police officer, and another for posting this shit on fml

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