It's a mystery

By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:32 - United States

Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML
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curlyfriez 0

you idiot. Were you surprised he knew your name? or omg! were you worried he knew your address also?

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redbluegreen 40

Oh come on. If you don't know what's on your own drivers licence, you really shouldn't be behind the wheel of a car, seeing as there are things you have to pay attention to. Getting a speeding ticket just proves my point. End of story.

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deathbunny256 0

Oh no how will you EVER recover from this horrible incident? Honestly, don't waste FMLs, if you want to tell a funny anecdote put it on Facebook or something, just please don't waste our time with dumb posts. New FMLs are bad enough already.

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Leopard68231 0

If you hate them so much, them mod some

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rainbowchelle 0

Ahaha, that made me laugh :) Wow, I don't know about anyone else, but I am getting so tired of hearing people leave dozens of comments saying that posts aren't FML-worthy. I don't think that tons of "wtf this iznt a fml!11!1" comments are going to suddenly change the way that everyone on this website votes. Friendly advice: if you don't like it, rather than waste your time hitting the 'comment' button, hit the 'back' button on your browser :/

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DameGreyWulf 0

It won't change how they vote, but I've seen it remove some FMLs. It's not the voters, anyway, is it? The ones with most votes get presented to the site selectors, remember? It's THEIR fault... and then they take it down if we decide they ****** up to badly... They rarely learn though and still do it lol

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dj_walls2424 0

wow, ur a ****** idiot.

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NGM_47 0

You make us smarter Texans look stupid :(

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NGM_47 0

You make the rest of us Texans look stupid :( Oops! Double post!! I keep doing that....ugh.

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doicha27 0

so i guess you're not that smart for posting the same thing twice in a row?

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Paige_Nicole10 0

dumb ass, i bet he guess your "correct" weight, eye and hair color too, possibly even your middle name too! LMFAO i would of said the same thing you did too though, just had to say the other stuff too(:

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