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cool story, bro. :/
If I were that lady, I would throw a rock on your windshield to make sure you're not dead before calling a cop.
You guys its an FML beacuse its awkward/embarassing for the OP. You guys do realize that the stie does not rewquire the story to complete destroy your life, right? lmao :P I do agree its kinda bland, part of the problem is the way its written. Very bland delivery...
The problem isn't the writing. The problem is that there's barely a story to be written. You can't polish a turd.
XD Well played.
Yes, yes you can. Ever watch Mythbusters?
haha
Not an FML, its not like they tried to break into your car to drag you out and check your pulse or there was a crowd of your coworkers surrounding you.
saying this is an fml is like listening to Alanis Morrisete's "Isn't it Ironic?". Case in point, no. its not.
Most of the song isn't ironic, except for "10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife." Who would have so much of one kind of sileverware/flatware/cutlery, but not a single piece of the other? Other things in there COULD be ironic if there were more facts. For example, "rain on your wedding day" could be ironic if the bride and groom were both meteorologists and planned an outdoor wedding because they both predicted no rain. Thanks for creating this diversion. The original post is too ******* boring.
Rain on your wedding day is ironic because it's supposed to be good luck (in traditional lore, I guess). So what seems bad is actually good, hence irony.
Actually, you are! But you don't remember.
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If you would be, at least she doesn't let you sit there for 4 days thinking you're a Halloween doll...
Crap, the zombies have invaded the Internet! *opens a munitions soundboard in another tab to defend against the Internet zombies*