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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, I decided I'd take a nap in my car because I got to work very early. As I was waking up from my nap, I saw a cop looking right at me. Turns out, a lady who'd parked her car right next to mine after I was asleep had called the cops on me because she thought I was dead. FML

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By yeyt209 - 10/06/2012 07:46 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML

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Wakey wakey

By Anonymous - 28/08/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. I'd set an alarm but forgot to turn my car off, having switched the AC on due to the blistering heat. The cool air lulled me to sleep. When I woke up, my boss was knocking on my window. Apparently, I'd knocked the car into neutral and it had rolled into his parking spot. FML

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By FUCKKKS - 03/03/2013 17:37 - United States

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML

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By Melinie - 24/06/2012 03:23 - United States

Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML

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By I'm Not Dead Yet - 09/06/2014 19:37 - United States - Tucson

Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML

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By idiot - 09/07/2012 21:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML

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I always feel like somebody's watching me

By Chris - 20/11/2012 05:03 - United States - Lakewood

Today, my ex-girlfriend was supposed to come pick up her things, and while I waited I took a nap. Thirty minutes later, I woke up with two police officers hammering on my door. They'd come to get my ex-girlfriend's things and said they were "watching me." That's the last time I date a cop's daughter. FML

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By Sleepy - 04/07/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep while lifeguarding, thinking I could get away with it due to my sunglasses. When I woke up, I saw my boss waving at me. Apparently she'd been trying to get my attention for five minutes. FML

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This is happening

By mikmak - 20/12/2015 13:26 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML

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DumbStruck79 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 9:50

If you would be, at least she doesn't let you sit there for 4 days thinking you're a Halloween doll...

Ninjaface 0

Friday 30 October 2009 6:44

Crap, the zombies have invaded the Internet! *opens a munitions soundboard in another tab to defend against the Internet zombies*

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the_holy_one 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:33

Okay and how is that an FML? FAIL

pokypunk 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:35

So this guy, has this job; (not that you intenet junkies would know what that is.) and he takes a nap before his shift. He wakes up to a cop at his window that's making sure he's not dead... idk... I would be pretty embarrassed not the best fml but still, there's one in there...

greality 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 21:22

ydi for being black

Nesyaj0 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 21:46

What? Are you racist?

denise509 0

Friday 30 October 2009 4:30

lol i totally stood by a car to see if someone was breathing for that same exact thing. when i sleep in my car i roll my windows down a bit so i can breathe and i have a blanket. YDI for not being prepared!!

Ninjaface 0

Friday 30 October 2009 6:44

Crap, the zombies have invaded the Internet! *opens a munitions soundboard in another tab to defend against the Internet zombies*

Games4me 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 4:34

This isnt an FML! All that happened is that a cop was looking through your window!!! STOP BEING A MORON!!!!

DocHolliday_fml 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 18:33

"Dear Diary: Today a COP looked in my window because I was sleeping. I had to explain that I was NOT dead. *sniff sniff* I was MORTIFIED and wished I WAS dead....sob" Go cut your throat, whiner.

lonely3mo 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:47

same thing happened to me once. I have sleep apnea (where I stop breathing while asleep) and fell asleep with my eyes open and rolled back(only the white showed) and was taken to the hospital before I woke up