It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
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S0CCERSTAR01 2

Should have punched him in the balls and asked if he still wanted to have sex

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DawnShadow_fml 5

While your vomiting ask him if he wants a *******

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RedPillSucks 31

DocBastard!!! Please save us.

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sugarbaby9908 20

Sex cures headaches!!

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QWERTYCommander 5

Head trauma gives him such a raging boner. You didn't see the sledgehammer he uses on himself while he masturbates?

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fylydi82 1

You have a concussion

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picturescrazy 24

Some boyfriend you got there. He should've taken you to a hospital to make sure you were okay! It sounds like you got a concussion /:

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Brawldud 2

Maybe he'd taken Viagra. It would explain his insistence, but head injuries should take higher priority.

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BadassRumbleroar 4

I got dropped on my head before. Not fun. At All.

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GodlyAngel 0

This argument is invalid, as an ****** induces several endorphins from the brain, known as high-power painkillers, so in fact, having sex would help.

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Katelynn122211 0

Dang, what a dick! I would've said "How about I give you a ********!" Right after I got done vomiting! That would've shut him up!

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