Miscellaneous: It's just windy

It's just windy

By m…… - 05/08/2012 00:44 - United States - South Whitley

Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML

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Peaky Bladders

By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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Sexy morning

By Anonymous - 15/01/2020 00:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my sister woke me up panicking saying our kitchen was on fire, and we had to leave. She practically dragged me out of bed and all the way to the front door. When we got outside, she suddenly kneed me in the nuts and went back inside, locking the door behind her. I was only wearing boxers. FML

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By Sonotsuave - 17/05/2019 01:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML

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You deserved it 139

Bad timing

By Anonymous - 21/07/2020 17:01

Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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A mother's love…

By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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By Lilragu97 - 26/07/2012 05:14 - United States - Exeter

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

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Stay out of my life

By Anonymous - 16/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mom tried to worm her way back into my life by manipulating my brother into doing the dirty work for her. I pretended to swallow the bullshit and invited her over, just so I could slam the door in her face. My brother says I went too far, like he somehow forgot what a shit mom she was. FML

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spaerro 8

Sunday 5 August 2012 9:59

What makes this story interesting is the possibility that there wasn't actually a tornado going on at the time.

HelplessSerenade 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:00

I would probably throw my used tampon at her. That's just me though.

Comments

muhrissaa 4

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:18

At first, I thought it said "tomatoes", but then I realized it was "tornadoes". lol stupid crack on my iPod. :p

Eila1996 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:30

I did that too!!

muhrissaa 4

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:48

Haha, oh gosh. I was just reading so fast and didn't take a good look at it. It's ridiculous of how many cracks I have on my iPod! lol

MichellinMan 20

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:54

get that sucker repaired! warranty FTW! (if you have one)

muhrissaa 4

Sunday 5 August 2012 11:02

lol I'm not sure if I do. I heard you had to show the receipt to prove you bought the iPod, but I'm not sure. I lost the receipt though. :(

mikeofthunder 13

Sunday 5 August 2012 21:22

Summon the devil - one soul and that guy becomes your bitch!

PokeMyBelly 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:18

That must've been embarrassing...

DarkJediLove 19

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:29

She didn't want to lose you to Oz and the Emerald City for fear that you wouldn't have made any friends at this time of the month!

GryffinClaw 1

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:30

Oh you poor thing. FYL

the_true_batman 10

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:35

Your brother's friend is lucky that he got to see you with your pants down, unlucky that it was during that time of the month. I hope you'll be living on your own soon, OP. Best of luck.

figitt 8

Sunday 3 May 2015 3:50

I think it's disgusting that some people think guys are lucky to catch girls with their pants down. I guess that's just me though.

CastielJ 6

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:36

wish I was the best friend

HelplessSerenade 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 11:12

Do you have a weird period fetish?

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:39

Oh my god! I'm so sorry, OP! I find it awkward enough to be around my brother's friends with all my clothes on, I usually hide in my room... I can't imagine what that must have felt like! FYL indeed.