It's not a competition, but still…

By Shooter71 - 16/10/2010 04:09 - France

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Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
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FFML_314 11

Meet Bob. Bob is a hermaphroditic alcoholic who is unhappy about his penis size. Take Bob's advice. Bob is smiling.

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BizzaroG 0

soooo, this implies she was cheating? I guess?

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IAreStarfeesh 0

Kick her in the **** and move on.

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perdix 29

I'm not clear if he means that only she was cheating, or whether they both were and she was just beating the hell out of him. If it was the latter, YDI, girls can get laid a lot easier than guys can.

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c8750 2

Really badly worded but I'm pretty sure she was cheating on him

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RedPillSucks 31

LOL, the 2nd would make a more interesting FML

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karmaslave 5

Well, she was gonna get some somewhere! Where've you been?

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AUAlum2000 0

Go talk to a divorce attorney (like me). Start getting your paperwork (anything that shows marital assets) together. If you even think that you'd like to file in the future, whatever you do, don't say or do anything that could be interpreted as condoning the adultery.

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DerFuhrer33 0

Today, after a week of not having sex with my girlfriend, she let me go down on her. I noticed a few weird looking bumps but didn't think anything of it. When I said let me pleasure you another way she said we can't....or I would get the genital herpes she has. Apparently to her the only way to get it is if our genitals touch. I'm scared now. FML.

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Cazzybum 11

YDI for not giving her the sex she wanted, WTF is wrong with you? :P

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jsl31 0

wait a sec...wife? well not good if it's not with you!!!

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evilcartman 0

gotta love army wives... oh wait they do.

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