Sex, Cheating and Intimacy: It's not a competition, but still… - FML

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By Shooter71 - 16/10/2010 04:09 - France

Spicy

Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

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You deserved it 3 819

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 097

You deserved it 6 385

By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

Spicy

Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 566

You deserved it 5 829

Ace of Spades

By Simon Edhouse - 13/09/2021 09:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Spicy

Today, my wife has initiated sex less than five times in the 18 years we've been married. If I don't mention it, then she doesn't have to bother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 144

You deserved it 242

No kidding

By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 22:01

Spicy

Today, I congratulated my best mate and his wife on their third pregnancy in three years. It then dawned on me that they've had sex more times in three years of marriage than I have had in six years of mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 215

You deserved it 249

Time flies

By Anonymous - 06/07/2022 22:00

Spicy

Today, my husband asked if we could have more sex, because we spend every day together, but if he wanted celibacy, he’d have stayed single and spent time with his friends. He then pulled out a diary proving we’ve only had sex twice this year. I was completely unaware it was so infrequent. Whoops. FML

I agree, your life sucks 382

You deserved it 2 001

Dead bed

By ohyey - 29/01/2011 01:50 - Norway

Spicy

Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 250

You deserved it 7 056

Health kick

By Anonymous - 05/02/2022 00:01

Spicy

Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 750

You deserved it 187

By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

Spicy

Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 503

You deserved it 6 079

By supapimpin - 25/09/2012 15:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 245

You deserved it 3 837

So frustrating!

By Marvin-jones - 02/03/2023 02:00

Spicy

Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 064

You deserved it 133

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Top comments

sapm90 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 12:32

wife or ex?

FFML_314 11

Saturday 16 October 2010 12:21

Meet Bob. Bob is a hermaphroditic alcoholic who is unhappy about his penis size. Take Bob's advice. Bob is smiling.

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GWOTVET 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 22:24

I hope you are not the forgiving type

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 16 October 2010 22:35

Lmao 25, your comment literally made me lol

nmillamane 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 2:57

maybe that explains why you havent been gettin any. shoulda known.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 17 October 2010 3:02

I hope you've only been married for a couple of weeks.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 17 October 2010 3:06

Maybe your wife should be married to mr. blue balls in the next FML.

DarDar1 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 4:32

u shoul leave her a**

UpYoursLiar 1

Sunday 17 October 2010 20:33

All the people picking "you totally deserve it" for this one need to go choke on a dick. Seriously, I thought YouTube was bad. Every idiot on this site has a Hater-Aid IV in their arm.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 18 October 2010 7:55

Way to generalize. :P Not everyone on this site is an idiot, nor is everyone on YouTube.

ChiefLancaster 0

Monday 18 October 2010 12:55

Sounds like you married my ex,,, she was a super **** too... My Advise, get a good lawyer,, and get the **** OUT

deedvo 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 1:57

maybe you shoulda been doin what the other guy was?

vampyregod 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 20:36

that sucks

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Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML

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Today, I realized my best friend has it bad for me. This man has treated me better than the guys I’ve dated. He goes above and beyond for me, and makes me feel safe, valued, and respected. He’s everything I’ve ever wanted in a guy, except he’s butt-ugly as fuck. I feel so bad that I can’t return his feelings. FML

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Today, I figured out how serious my weight problem really is when my boyfriend had to lift a fat roll before he could enter me. FML

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Today, while I was showering, a dark object in the shower kept startling me. After about the fourth time jumping, I realized it was my shadow that was scaring me. I am actually literally afraid of my own shadow. FML

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Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

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