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It's not a phase!

By allycat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after a year of suspicion, I finally found out my sister is in a cult. My family's response? "It'll be good for her." FML

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Monday 25 July 2011 8:39

id get suspicious of the rest of them.

Just2BMe 5

Monday 25 July 2011 8:37

wow... interesting family you got there

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agentxyv 0

Monday 25 July 2011 10:39

What sort of cult? Christianity?

BobbieH 19

Monday 25 July 2011 16:45

That's what I was wondering!

wuidd77 3

Monday 25 July 2011 10:54

scientology perhaps?

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Monday 25 July 2011 11:15

does she have a shaved head?

narcosoldier 2

Monday 25 July 2011 11:21

look on the bright side at least she not in a gang

22jrdn55 15

Monday 25 July 2011 11:37

what could possibly go wrong! :)

pegasus187 9

Monday 25 July 2011 11:46

Wow, your families stupid

roseydot 0

Monday 25 July 2011 12:08

Is she a bielieber?

masonsa 0

Monday 25 July 2011 12:08

my sister is in a cult, it's called the "preps".

sjb550 15

Monday 25 July 2011 14:00

I would be very worried. Cults are ******* evil. Get her the **** out of there.

Ninja_assassinXD 8

Monday 25 July 2011 17:30

Not all cults are evil!!!! -______-

dalpa 0

Monday 25 July 2011 14:10

I would make sure they understood what a cult was.

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