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It's not a phase!

By allycat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after a year of suspicion, I finally found out my sister is in a cult. My family's response? "It'll be good for her." FML

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Monday 25 July 2011 8:39

id get suspicious of the rest of them.

Just2BMe 5

Monday 25 July 2011 8:37

wow... interesting family you got there

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pianogirl12345 8

Monday 25 July 2011 9:02

why didn't you just ask her?

ShyAnn29 14

Monday 25 July 2011 9:30

people in cults don't think they are in one, so that wouldn't have helped much

cpbrown 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:42

how could you not know that your in a cult?!? lol seriously?

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Monday 25 July 2011 10:27

Most people that are in a cult just think of themselves as being a part of a close-knit group. They also may want to avoid telling family and friends because they don't want to deal with crying mothers and worried fathers. Not that that's the case for OP's sister...

ShyAnn29 14

Monday 25 July 2011 15:56

61 I mean they don't think of it as a cult

cpbrown 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:04

maybe everyone in your family besides you is already in a cult?!?

bobbymullet 11

Monday 25 July 2011 9:06

how could that be good for anybody?

DaimonxWitch 4

Monday 25 July 2011 9:26

depends on what the cult worships

jewknowit710 2

Monday 25 July 2011 9:08

I hear the punch they serve is to die for!! *pun intended* ;)

NaomiMadison 4

Monday 25 July 2011 9:08

At least they support her... I guess! ;P

tcurry_fml 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:11

at least has friends :D

tcurry_fml 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:13

At least (she) has friends

Daniibabyy 8

Monday 25 July 2011 9:13

scientology?

Casuality 6

Monday 25 July 2011 9:15

On the bright side, now you have something to tell men you're not interested in to make them run away.

BubblyTay 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:16

must be a self-help cult. hear they're getting popular these days.

Danny0D 5

Monday 25 July 2011 9:22

crazy

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