Miscellaneous: It's not what you think

It's not what you think

By gooddeedgonebad - 26/05/2013 09:19 - Australia - Upper Swan

Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML

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You deserved it 3 234

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By cheekymac - 09/06/2010 15:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the airport baggage collection when I saw an old man struggling to get his very old and heavy suitcase off the belt before giving up. I had already collected my bag, but wanting to be helpful, the old man watched me as I grabbed his handle, yanked and snapped it clean off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 078

You deserved it 5 775

By plantfood - 06/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 023

You deserved it 6 361

By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 138

You deserved it 3 643

By kqwarrior - 27/06/2016 03:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while at the airport with a cast on my leg, I fell backwards onto my suitcase. My family was too busy to notice my squirming as I tried to get up, so a kind woman awkwardly helped me off the ground. Later on, I found out my dad saw me but thought someone would help me "soon enough." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 753

You deserved it 947

Mind your own business

By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 00:13 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I was at the airport when I saw a woman drop her bags and run to her husband. Thinking that someone might steal them, I picked up her bags and brought them over to her. She thanked me by slapping me, calling me a bitch and calling security. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 573

You deserved it 5 915

By punchedhelper - 20/06/2012 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 237

You deserved it 4 096

By WesJaz - 08/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 535

You deserved it 4 469

The road to hell

By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 846

You deserved it 3 117

By arghh - 29/09/2009 09:43 - Australia

Today, I was on a tram and I noticed an older lady having trouble getting down the stairs. I immediately got up to help her, dropping my bag on the seat accidentally. As I went to get back on the tram, the doors closed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 786

You deserved it 5 587

Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 672

You deserved it 2 578

Welshite 39

Sunday 26 May 2013 16:16

Don't even attempt to help her cross the road then. You may not live through the experience.

Ace132 20

Sunday 26 May 2013 16:17

No good deed goes unpunished..

Comments

Freethaawave 19

Sunday 26 May 2013 18:26

35 - sometimes when you see something going on thats just not right, its okay to step in. Especially if you're a big dude helping a helpless old lady :)

Cartera 10

Sunday 26 May 2013 18:36

I think you telling your life story and making fun of others who aren't like you makes you a gigantic bitch.

chowE_fml 4

Sunday 26 May 2013 19:05

"The man" is always behind the cause of every black mans struggle. This FML now makes sense. OP must be the victim of a discriminatory attack

oxygenius 14

Sunday 26 May 2013 19:19

Uhh couldn't the old lady explain the situation to him? Clearing the misunderstanding seems like the most basic thing she could have done after you've helped her.

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Sunday 26 May 2013 19:55

The person with good intentions was stupid. The lady wasnt calling for help, the op wasnt running with it, and it doesn't sound like the tackler ever said sorry for the misunderstanding. That guy did what he did for the **** of it, maybe he thought he was doing good but he was stupid and for that he needs to try harder. He should have watched and waited a little. His good deed shouldn't go unpunished either.

hazardmuffin 21

Sunday 26 May 2013 20:12

While apparently good intentioned, the guy's an asshole for not bringing the luggage back down and apologizing to you.

Pordexel 5

Sunday 26 May 2013 20:45

Today, I.was at the mall, when I saw an old lady getting her suitcase stolen. I tackled the thief and returned the suitcase to the old lady. Turns out, the "thief" was actually carrying the suitcase stolen for the old lady. FML