It's not what you think

By Shopper - 23/05/2012 22:50 - United States

Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

I can't help but wonder why she cares that there's more than one person. Do two people shoplift better than one?

That awkward moment when the saleswoman asks, "can I watch too?".

Comments

Well yeah, because it would be impossible for the two of you to meet outside of the fitting rooms to give opinions on each other's clothes. Sounds like you two are closet lesbians.

You know you're allowed to step outside of the room once you're redressed right? Wtf?

Marlie_May84 4

As long as it's a female friend I see no harm in that.

Should have said "only me" and then in a fake voice say "and me too". Then get into an argument with yourself. Pepper the argument with a few "if you don't shut up, I'll take more of the pills that make you go away" statements.

SwaggCapone 11

must be a female thing. you never hear of 2 guys sharing a dressing room. "Hey bob! come in here and tell me how i look in these jeans"

No but I am always in my man's fitting room because he has to have my opinion and it's easier them parading around outside the fitting room.

jujubunni5 9

Okay guys, I know this is complicated. But us girls find it EASIER to just go in the big dressing room with each other. Holy crap. I know. But unless you made sex noises the lady shouldn't of cared if your friend was a girl

My fiancé has a habit of keeping the door unlocked in the dressing room I went to grab him another size in a shirt and a sales women opened the door. He was only shirtless but he still scared the crap out of her lol.

perdix 29

And the saleswoman said, "Perhaps you need me to lend a hand, ... or two ;)?"

66. Haha. Now, who wants to help me put on my iron-man costume?

mhopper 13

"Did anyone order pizza?"