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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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angler 1

Good god, man, WHY would you say something like that??? Definitely made me laugh! Thank you~!

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deliruin 0

XD thats just.....wow

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brittbrittT 0

i wonder how your dog felt about that.

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liann 0

WTF?????? why would you hump your dog?

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jessicamccammon 0

hahahaha what did the dog do when you humped it

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boricua_4life407 5

hahahah well at least this doesn't say "I proceeded to say "How do you like that!" My mom proceeded to walk in. FML" hahahhahahahha nice though =P

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Hyper12 0

WTF?! Who the hell humps a dog? YDI, man, YDI.

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boundforglorywt 0

lmafo this is one of the funniest entrys i have seen haha

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theodivine 0

Sounds like something my brother would do. Hahaha gross.

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