Embarrassing, Dogs, Awkward and Animals: It's not what you think…

It's not what you think…

By sucks - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML

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MURPHYCHACHO 5

Monday 18 May 2009 9:49

What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?

fueledbyamy 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:51

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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Zanieboo44 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 6:02

LOL #1 ur an asshole and a dick but funny as hell......wtf man jist hit urdog on the nose that works with mine

MoooMooMooMooMoo 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 7:46

At what point did you think that humping your dog would be a good idea? Seriously. We need a 'wtf' button on fml.

vampiregal16rulz 5

Saturday 31 October 2009 13:23

beastality much? jk

blmred 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 4:48

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sabbalabba1992 3

Tuesday 8 December 2009 19:51

........I just don't know what to say.

Uniquee_fml 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 22:18

lmaoo! wierdo

virusin 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 19:26

hahahahaha LOL

stepup0220 0

Monday 28 December 2009 0:59

wow, what kid of person humps a dog back?

Pop1520 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 8:50

Who in their right mind would do something like that? You're sick, I bet you enjoyed that too.

wombo33 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 23:31

SHOW HIM WHOS BOSS!

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