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By sucks - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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stina_klm 0

LMAO! that's so nasty, but hella funny!

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fuckinbrittany 0

oh spot you've been a bad bad boy... you take it.... Now bark my name bitch... thats right!

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Whirling_Kumquat 0

HAHAHAHA...can you please give me some of what your smoking???

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greeneggsnsam 0

according to your FML, i have concluded the following: you're a sexual pervert (not there's anyother kind of pervert, but it sounds cooler this way) #305 made my day ^_______________^

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boricua_4life407 5

Lmfao @ 304 but that's madd embarrassing. =P Sorry for your dog and for the fact that you thought you had to do that. AND for the face that your mom walked in hahaha

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guitaristcarts12 0

I have no pity for you. Dominance or not, you dont hump dogs.

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SS240 0

There are better ways to instill dominance. YDI

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feeish 0

I can't stop laughing and I am sorry but You really deserved it!

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emodude44 0

Find some other way to assert dominance. Sex with the dog does not help. Try picking it up next time, say IM BIGGER THEN YOU! GET IN MY BELLY! I ATE A DOGGY! DOGGY, THE OTHER, OTHER, OTHER WHITE MEAT! DOGGY, ITS NICE AND JUCY! DOGGY ITS WHATS FOR DINNER!

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