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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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doof_fisch 2

At least you only dry-humped him. I mean -- you could've buried your bone.

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MissCajun 0

lolz @32 you should probably get a life or something...

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AG_Pennypacker 0

Wow... and I thought some of the things I do when I'm alone are sad but... Wow.

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crunchy84 0

Okay, for everyone freaking out: get over yourselves. He didn't say he took his pants off, got hard, and started raping his dog in the poop hole. He had his pants on. It is NOT that serious. It's ******* funny as hell...and you know it :-P

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Bautista_fml 0

AHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH

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atomicmrpelly 2

Woooooo paaaartay! Dog humping! Next time just push him away and ignore him?!

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jewels_p 0

hahahahahaaha hilarious! LMAO at #261! sooo disturbing

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fallingforever_fml 0

I have two things to say , 1 ) this reminded me of the mr . Hands video . THANKS FOR THAT . I have desperately been trying to forget that . Ugh . 2 ) that dog made you its bitch . Literally .

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