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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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JayFrankus 0

This is by far the most F*cked up thing Ive read on FML. I'm favoriting it.

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xriderx11 0

#43 omg me and my friends say sparky alot......we call it a. Racoon

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gtrist4etoma 0

OMFG!!!! lmao, seriously, that's almost too funny to be true.... hahahahaha. can't quit laughing at that one.

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Emmy_Rawr_101 0

LOL. That's so hilarious I burst out laughing and I still am:P

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amazingkate 0

and some people thing whacking them on the nose with a newspaper is cruel

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happygoluckyhh 0

Actually, you are very smart...and dumb at the same time. Knowing that a dog meant humping your leg meant dominece is very good...plus, almost all of my friends would hump him, too. It would be funny...kind of? You are dumb because I know me and friends wouldn't do that with a parent in the house.

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ckibbe10 0

what would you say to that when she walked in

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