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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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Mickey2315 0

What...the hell...is wrong with you? This isn't an FML, it's a FYD (F*** Your Dog). Who the hell thinks of doing that?

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bcuzimblonde 0

can we please have to follow up on what happened next!!

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xO_starstruck_xO 0

humping your dog while your mom comes in?!...hm pretty fun.

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takran 0

This is the most awkwardly hilarious thing I've read all day, omg.

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amanda088 0

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao..you made my day not the greatest choice of showing dominance but hahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahhaa

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Heartbroken81 0

That was not the best thing you could have done.ROFL(Rolled On The Floor Laughing)!!!! But you made my day that is the funniest thing I have ever heard.!!!!!!!

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kisses_fml 0

WTF?!?!? you need to see a therapist

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