It's sus to us

By inder - 25/02/2011 16:03 - United Kingdom

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Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML
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jasonf00 1

Um, she did say "backwards" so giving herself oral still isn't happening.

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tcharbs 0

what an idiot flexibility=tons of hot positions you should find a guy with an emotional age over 5

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LostThePlot 3

Whoever said "he is stupider/ more stupid than I" was correct. As you say "he is more stupid than I am stupid" not "he is more stupid than me is stupid"

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Alpha_GareBear 0

I noticed a typo in your post. The part after you describe how flexible you are. All of it.

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xzenofx 4

don't worry I'll give you my number if your over 18 lol

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bpell15 5

if my Gf could do that. I would bang her any time she would let me.

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ThisRandomChild 0

If I were a guy flexibility would be such a turn on. It was for all my exes. Fyl

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athena3100 9

at least spell moderated right...

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thgzfrlife 0

your boyfriend needs to learn that flexibility in bed is one of the most amazing things ever. or find a new boyfriend that will love it.

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