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By Cracky - 27/11/2012 14:32 - United States - Baltimore

Today, my husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up my backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the water when he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Aw shit, that made me wince, that does sound ungodly. That was a close shave if you ask me, you almost turned two holes into one.

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happle 21

I really can't imagine two butt cracks... I hope you heal quickly. :)

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chisty87 16

The situation sounds really painful but the last sentence has me dying of laughter...sorry OP it's nothing to laugh at but I can't help it

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anythingmustbe 18

I feel bad for you I guess you got to burst the bubble to your husband that he isnt sharp as a razor.

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Dcm210 19

Woah painful. Hopefully you heal fast.

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DarthVader77 9

Hilarious but painful :(. Your husband is surely clumsy

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perdix 29

Your husband is so cheeky!

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unknown_user5566 26

FYL for sure OP, but I can't help feeling bad for your husband. He tries to do something nice for his wife, and ends up injuring her instead.

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Schizomaniac 24

She must be married to Bad Luck Brian.

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fmmfl1993 1

Prepare a nice bath for his wife. Gives his wife a 2nd buttcrack.

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Daze619 3

I crashed my motorcycle last week and cut my backside open when I slid, so I have 2 butt cracks also. It's miserable to deal with. I feel your pain

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