It wasn't me

By psycho ex - 03/05/2013 00:16 - Brazil

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 844
You deserved it 3 963

Same thing different taste

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MeowZebraMeow 7

Obviously, she was thinking that she wants a new boyfriend.

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perdix 29

Ask her to Photoshop you, her and the random girl into some kinky three-way pics as a parting gift. You're going to need some weasel-spanking material now.

If she has to do something that stupid instead of just having the guts to actually break up with you then she's not worth your time anyway. Your life is now great!

MzZombicidal 36

Well you don't deserve that type of relationship anyways. Especially if she had to go the EXTRA mile to lie about her reasons for ending the relationship.

You should have acted surprised; "How did you find out?!" just to see what she says.

Be grateful, girls like that are never worth it and she just made it easy for you.

I'm curious why on earth she didn't convert it into a jpeg instead of opening it up on Photoshop to show you how much of a lying bitch she is. Not only is she immature for coming up with a fake excuse, she's a bitch for doing it & a total idiot for showing you how she made it. I have no respect for her on any level, & there is no excuse for her to act that way, It's one of those instances I wouldn't even want to look at another person's side of the story because her actions speak for her clearly. I feel for you, OP.

I'm curious as to why she didn't say, "I want to break up."

A) She's a dumbass B) You can do better C) Da ****? D) why can't people break up in normal ways?

Kuhu1993 21

She wanted to dump you without being blamed for it. She didn't think it through though.