Weird, Cheating and Love: It wasn't me

It wasn't me

By psycho ex - 03/05/2013 00:16 - Brazil

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML

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You deserved it 3 963

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 23:32 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 654

You deserved it 11 623

The nerve!

By Fuck you, Rachel - 19/10/2022 10:00

Today, my now-ex broke up with me after alleging that I cheated on her. I didn't do anything, for the record. When I told my sister about it, she showed me a screenshot of an Instagram story where my ex was tagged, two weeks before leaving me. My ex was actually making out with another dude. FML

I agree, your life sucks 945

You deserved it 93

She goes to another school

By Wow. - 18/12/2013 18:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 600

You deserved it 15 189

By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:04 - United States - Placentia

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 963

You deserved it 29 464

By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 07:32 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, my sister sent me countless pictures of my boyfriend making out with different girls at a bar. His excuse? Photoshop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 211

You deserved it 4 329

By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 359

You deserved it 4 221

Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 387

You deserved it 4 159

Salt meet wound

By max5 - 08/09/2012 18:19 - France - Casseneuil

Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 865

You deserved it 2 879

By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 895

You deserved it 3 067

By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 945

You deserved it 3 144

IntoTheClouds 42

Friday 3 May 2013 4:48

Dodged a bullet, dude.

MeowZebraMeow 7

Friday 3 May 2013 4:49

Obviously, she was thinking that she wants a new boyfriend.

Comments

azrael_666 1

Saturday 4 May 2013 5:26

And your complaining because......? She's obviously an idiot and you should be glad to be done with her

havahnegila 22

Saturday 4 May 2013 6:48

Date Crazy u get crazy....

FC3sInfiniIII 12

Saturday 4 May 2013 7:40

She ain't worth it

Meme1988 18

Saturday 4 May 2013 8:47

Good for you, she is CRAZZZZZZY

Fas4wd 13

Saturday 4 May 2013 9:41

She wanted out. It wasn't going to work with her. Find someone better.

Yolandababy2 14

Saturday 4 May 2013 15:05

She probably was looking for ways to break up with you and when she came up with none of the slightest idea she made that one up. But she should of at least hid the evidence. And since she's doing that I would photo shop her with 3 men in one bed dogging her out.

Bcfrmkc816 17

Sunday 5 May 2013 5:18

One lucky dude there be glad it ended sooner rather then later. And by the way might see if your luck holds out and play lotto or something

ryan1268 18

Monday 6 May 2013 13:56

it was an exuse to break up with you.

chuckcloninger 12

Tuesday 7 May 2013 9:15

Well move over, get a pencil and paper cause I'm gonna splain it to you. She wants to break up with you so bad she will go to these extreme lengths to do so. I'd suggest moving on.