Jealousy

By JLD - 11/10/2010 04:34 - United States

Today, I came home from a four-day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she's been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML
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H8rSk8r 0

That's a pretty sour pussy if you ask me!

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FFML_314 11

That's because your husband bad talks you to the cat while you're gone. They're plotting. Be careful. WEAR SOCKS!

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dlangel 2

hiss back at your cat until he stops- he will likely have a hissing contest with you, then decide he lost and move... my cats get possessive every now and then (usually with our bathtub) and this works well (even if it makes you look crazy). I think it's a dominance thing. I hissed at my cat about five times, going back and forth with him, then he mewed and was fine.

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TheyCallMeThumpe_fml 0

i would just turn the shower head on xD

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Jmykel 0

i fing hate cats there not considered animals kick it across the room every time u see the pussy

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DocBastard 38

Please do yourself a favor and learn the art of punctuation. We can try that first and then consider moving on to selective capitalization, followed closely by Their They're There 101.

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megamandude455 10

hey 35 grammar Nazi and 33 go punch yourself in the nuts jerkface

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StitchedBear 0

ahahh that's funny, cats are dumb animals. The bes way to deal with this is put him in a box and close it up, then you wanna take your .303 and shoot the box 47 times, or until there's no noise. And, because it's in the box, most of the mess has been contained that you may now pick up the box and throw it in a burning barrel. Or, you could give the cat away.. your choice, so why was your husband not with you on vacation, hmm?

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DocBastard 38

Stitched, you are one seriously disturbed individual. Please don't hurt me.

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Gummybears4life 0

Move the cat! Jeez. If it hisses at you then you hiss back and move it out of your way, then sit on your husband to claim YOUR territory.

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Mikki4321 0

Lol. She will sit on her husband to show that cat who's boss! "You see me sittin' on him, biatch? That means I rule this house!"

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hahaalolz 0

put a sock over its head, they run backwards its the funniest shit ever lol

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vietboi 4

if it keeps bothering you then get rid of it. simple.

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